officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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unclefather:

my friend: hey dude, why are you banned from that bar that we always go to again?

me: everytime I walked in I would ask the bouncers if it was okay if my boys came in too and they would say yes and I would open up my coat and let hundreds of earthworms fall onto the floor

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fandompariah:

dopeluminarydreamer:

tremendify:

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caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

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the-best-of-funny:

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goodqueenalys:

oberynmartell:

lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter, manipulate & outplay a master manipulator, rule winterfell by herself as a teenager, and kill two of everyones least fave characters just for ya’ll to dislike her for not wielding a sword

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heinleins-ghost:

sunshine8shadows8:

taramysweetlove:

ooooohhshit:

6lackranger:

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

This Samuel L Jackson? 😂

Do not Drink and drive.  But I think it’s funny.  Can you even imagine coming out and seeing your car like that.  Glad my car and blog were spared at least for now.  lol

Oh my the commentary is excellent

This is a mandatory reblog

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duchessofostergotlands:

lovingtheroyals:

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femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

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